What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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