Do you still have your period?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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