She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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