: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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