no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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