Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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