she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
