I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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