There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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