Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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