ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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