the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
of course. lets lasso hookers.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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