New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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