google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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