My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We need to rekindle our bromance
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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