so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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