I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i out mim tonsoeep
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