Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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