Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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