But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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