Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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