i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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