Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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