Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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