she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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