turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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