so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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