There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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