u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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