After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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