I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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