Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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