That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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