you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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