Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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