Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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