Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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