we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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