Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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