guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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