I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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