No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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