U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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