with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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