I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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