ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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