That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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