Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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