ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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