is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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